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A blind rabbit and a blind sna…

7 Sep , 2009  

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, “You’re soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit.” The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, “You’re slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. […]

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Have you seen stieve wonders h…

7 Sep , 2009  

Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

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Q: How did a blind woman pierc…

7 Sep , 2009  

Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear?A: Answering the stapler.

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Where do blind sparrows go for…

7 Sep , 2009  

Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !

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Did you hear about the blind p…

7 Sep , 2009  

Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

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There were those three guys, a…

7 Sep , 2009  

There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were very courageous firemen who […]

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Two blind man at a cinema: “Ca…

7 Sep , 2009  

Two blind man at a cinema: “Can you see something ?””No”.”Then let’s go in front !”

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A teacher at a school for blin…

7 Sep , 2009  

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school’s soccer team to an “away game”. They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how […]

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A snake and a rabbit were raci…

7 Sep , 2009  

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given […]

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A blind man was waiting to cro…

7 Sep , 2009  

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. “Not at […]

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How do you make a Venetian bli…

7 Sep , 2009  

How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye

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A blind man walks into a store…

7 Sep , 2009  

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”