Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

“I’m giving a ‘surprised’ birthday party for you.” “A ‘surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?” “That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I’ll be surprised!”

“My birthday’s coming”Do you know what I need?” “Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?”

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

“Did you go shopping for my birthday present?” “Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.” “What thing is that?” “Nothing!”

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!

“Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” “Next time, take off the candles.”

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? “Happy Birthday To Gnu!”

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!