While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd “Jimmy” and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to heaven. At an orientation they are asked, “When you are in your […]

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather […]

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was I born?””Well honey…” said the slightly prudish mother, “the stork brought you to us.””Oh,” said the boy, “and how did you and daddy get born?””Oh, the stork brought us too.””Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” the boy persisted.”Well darling, the […]

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers…)

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, “Jump, frog, jump!”The frog jumped across the room.The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, “Frog with four legs jumped eight feet.”Then he cut the frog’s front legs off. Again […]

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?””No,” says his Advisor, “in her biology class.”