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Bicycle jokes

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?…

11 May , 2009  

What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.

Bicycle jokes

“Lie flat on your backs, class…

11 May , 2009  

“Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes,” said the gym teacher. “Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy.” “I’m freewheeling, sir.”

Bicycle jokes

Did you hear about the vampire…

11 May , 2009  

Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

Bicycle jokes

My dog is a nuisance. He chase…

11 May , 2009  

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.