When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.

Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.

Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.

Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.

Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.