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What do tigers wear in bed ? S…

26 Aug , 2009  

What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

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How do you know when there is …

26 Aug , 2009  

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What should you do if you find…

26 Aug , 2009  

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bed !B…

26 Aug , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you can’t guess who I am!

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I woke up, went for a walk, my…

23 Aug , 2009  

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?” I must have left them in bed !

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Why did the man take a pencil …

23 Aug , 2009  

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !

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Why did the kid punch the bed?…

23 Aug , 2009  

Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Why did the boy take the ruler…

23 Aug , 2009  

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.

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When is your mind like a rumpl…

23 Aug , 2009  

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isn’t made up yet.

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How can you shorten a bed?Don’…

23 Aug , 2009  

How can you shorten a bed?Don’t sleep long in it.

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When does a bed grow longer?At…

23 Aug , 2009  

When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Why shouldn’t you believe a pe…

23 Aug , 2009  

Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.