What happened when the barman died?The police held an inn-quest

Where do Martians drink beer ?At a mars bar !

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along.”What’ll ya have?” he asked.”Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied.So the husband ordered … Continue reading →

How do barmen surf the web?On the Gin-ternet.

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you like to dance?”The girl says, “I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you.”The guy says, “I’m sorry, you must … Continue reading →

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head.”How you like it?” asked the barber. “Real fine,” said the redneck. “But how ’bout making it … Continue reading →

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, … Continue reading →

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.