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“Hello flight 56, if you hear …

22 Jul , 2009  

“Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..””OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!”

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“Flight 1234, are you ready to…

22 Jul , 2009  

“Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?””Center, make that request on the next frequency….”

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On a flight with EasyJet back …

22 Jul , 2009  

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It was very early in the morning and a number of passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apartfrom the noise, a number of overhead lockers dropped open and several items of […]

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ATC: “Cessna G-ABCD What are y…

22 Jul , 2009  

ATC: “Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? ” Cessna: “To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating.” ATC: “I meant in the next five minutes not years.”

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I have a friend who is a pilot…

22 Jul , 2009  

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He shot me.

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A husband suspects his wife is…

22 Jul , 2009  

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it–until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: “Honey, I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twice, I’ve told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair …” […]

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All of these pilot and aviatio…

22 Jul , 2009  

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?”Our jump […]

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A small twin-prop commuter pla…

22 Jul , 2009  

A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain why they shouldn’t be killed. The microbiologist (who studied […]

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An airline captain was breakin…

22 Jul , 2009  

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the […]

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A woman called and said, “I ne…

22 Jul , 2009  

A woman called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah, whatever.”

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As a crowded airliner is about…

22 Jul , 2009  

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.Suddenly, from the […]

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Stewardess” “Yes, Sir?” “I wan…

22 Jul , 2009  

Stewardess” “Yes, Sir?” “I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can’t sleep.” “Captain, shut up and land the plane.”