What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because they’re crab apples !
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, “Watch out for worms won’t you!” The first one replied, “Why should I? They can watch out for themselves.”