Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

Do vampires get AIDS?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?

If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?