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Why isn’t phonetic spelled the…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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Do you need a silencer if you …

8 Jul , 2009  

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

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Don’t you just hate the blatan…

8 Jul , 2009  

Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?

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How come wrong numbers are nev…

8 Jul , 2009  

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

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Is it ok to use my AM radio af…

8 Jul , 2009  

Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

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If a word in a dictionary were…

8 Jul , 2009  

If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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How long will a floating point…

8 Jul , 2009  

How long will a floating point operation float?

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What color is a chameleon on a…

8 Jul , 2009  

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

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If necessity is the mother of …

8 Jul , 2009  

If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

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You know that little indestruc…

8 Jul , 2009  

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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If buttered toast always lands…

8 Jul , 2009  

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

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Why is it that when you’re dri…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?