Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Does killing time damage eternity?

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?