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You know how most packages say…

8 Jul , 2009  

You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day…

8 Jul , 2009  

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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If olive oil comes from olives…

8 Jul , 2009  

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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If a fly has no wings would yo…

8 Jul , 2009  

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

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Do fish get thirsty?…

8 Jul , 2009  

Do fish get thirsty?

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Which of the Himalayas is the …

8 Jul , 2009  

Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

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How much deeper would the ocea…

8 Jul , 2009  

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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Why don’t sheep shrink when it…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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If you tell a joke in the fore…

8 Jul , 2009  

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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If CON is the opposite of PRO,…

8 Jul , 2009  

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFL…

8 Jul , 2009  

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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If we are a country committed …

8 Jul , 2009  

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?