Does killing time damage eternity?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?

How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?