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Aardvark jokes

What command does the aardvark…

8 Jul , 2009  

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!

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What do you call an aardvark g…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!

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Who is the Lone Aardvark’s fai…

8 Jul , 2009  

Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?Tanto

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What does the aardvark take sa…

8 Jul , 2009  

What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!

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What do you call an aardvark t…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!

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Two aardvarks watched in amaze…

8 Jul , 2009  

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

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How do ants hide from aardvark…

8 Jul , 2009  

How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why can elephants swim – and a…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t?Aardvarks don’t have trunks!

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I’ve got a new aardvark. Would…

8 Jul , 2009  

I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very friendly. Does it bite? That’s what I want to find out.

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Why do aardvarks like to talk …

8 Jul , 2009  

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!

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What did the aardvark say when…

8 Jul , 2009  

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!

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What has six legs, two arms, f…

8 Jul , 2009  

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.