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Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark take for…

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What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!

Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark t…

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What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!

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What do you call an aardvark a…

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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!

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Who’s the aardvark’s favorite …

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Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!

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What do you call an aardvark o…

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!

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What do you call an aardvark t…

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What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?A paredvark!

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Who’s aardvark’s favorite male…

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Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!

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What do you call an aardvark i…

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!

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How many aardvarks can ride on…

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What are the aardvark’s favori…

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What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

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What do you call a pickled aar…

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What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!

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What did the impatient waiter …

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!