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What are the aardvark’s favori…

8 Jul , 2009  

What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

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What do you call a pickled aar…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!

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What did the impatient waiter …

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!

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What’s worse than a giraffe wi…

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What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What do you call an aardvark t…

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!

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What do you call a Polish aard…

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!

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What does an aardvark use when…

8 Jul , 2009  

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!

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What do you call a thick-skinn…

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What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!

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Who has a long nose, wears a m…

8 Jul , 2009  

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!

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What command does the aardvark…

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!

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What do you call an aardvark g…

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What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!

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Who is the Lone Aardvark’s fai…

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Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?Tanto