At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: “Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.”Judge: “Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?”Defendant: “No sir, when I pleaded Not … Continue reading
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,”the husband explained. “She was a communications major … Continue reading
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet … Continue reading
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your wife’s mind has completely gone!”To which the man replied “I’m not surprised.She’s been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 … Continue reading
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders.He says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies “Since … Continue reading
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the conceptof marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page … Continue reading
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage … Continue reading
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where aguy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket … Continue reading
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?”the lawyer asked.”Give me the bad news first.””Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.””That’s the bad news?” the man asked incredulously.”I … Continue reading
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife … Continue reading