Mental health jokes

“Great news, Mr. Oscarson,” th…

29 Mar , 2012  

“Great news, Mr. Oscarson,” the psychiatrist reported. “After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You’ll never be trapped by the desire to steal again.””Gee, that’s great, Doc,” the patient replied.”And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. You’ll see – you’ll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever.””Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?””Well,” suggested the psychiatrist, “if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave.”

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