Marriage jokes

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette…

11 Jan , 2012  

The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he proposed, “Bernie, if you will marry me, I have enough money to provide you with anything your little heart desires.””Sorry John.” she replied. “I’m not ready to settle down yet. And besides, you can’t buy my love, but if the price is right, I might see my way clear to rent you some.”

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