Doctor and nurse jokes

“Doctor, doctor!” said the pan…

8 Sep , 2009  

“Doctor, doctor!” said the panic-stricken woman, “my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he’s swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?””Quite simple,” said the doctor calmly. “You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband’s mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out.””Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I’ll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod’s head.””What do you want a cod’s head for?””Oh- I forgot to tell you. I’ve got to get the cat out first!”

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