Dirty jokes

An elderly woman decided to ha…

8 Sep , 2009  

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old.”So, did you do it?” his lawyer asked.”Of course not,” the old man replied. “But I was so flattered, I pleaded guilty.”

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