Dirty jokes

A man wakes up early one morni…

8 Sep , 2009  

A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting.He tells his wife, “You’ve got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I’ll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob.I’m gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back.”The man returns twenty minutes later and says, “Well what’s it gonna be?”She say’s, “There’s no way I’m going Bear hunting and you’re not doing my ass so I guess it’s a blowjob.”A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, “Jesus, you taste like shit.””Oh yeah,” he replies, “The dog didn’t want to go Bear hunting’ either.”

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