A man goes skydiving for the f…
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor forwhat seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane.About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again.Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pullsthat cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to noavail.Suddenly, he looks down and he can’t believe his eyes. Another man is in the airwith him, but this guy is going *up*! Just as the other guy passes by, theskydiver – by this time scared out of his wits – yells, “Hey, do you knowanything about skydiving?”The other guy yells back, “Fuck no! Do you know anything about lighting gasstoves?”
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