Dead and dying jokes

“Why are you crying Fred?” ask…

8 Sep , 2009  

“Why are you crying Fred?” asked the teacher. “‘Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .” “Fred,” said the teacher. “You must have known that Wisk’s bad for parrots.””Oh it wasn’t the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier.”

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