Dead and dying jokes

A woman goes into a funeral ho…

11 May , 2009  

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husbandto be buried in a dark blue suit.He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suitthat he’s wearing?”But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blankcheck to buy one.When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffinand he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director howmuch she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.He says, “Actually, it didn’t cost anything. The funniest thinghappened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this onewearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, andasked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried ina black suit. She said that was fine with her. So… I switched theheads.”

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