Dead and dying jokes

A monster and a zombie went in…

8 Sep , 2009  

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. ‘I’d like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,’ said the monster. ‘Certainly ma’am,’ said the undertaker, ‘but there was really no need to bring her with you.’

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