What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all.Well neither can a fence!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat him!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?He was a rough rider!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?Both are food from aloft!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?They’re always switching their tails!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why is an egg like a young horse?Because it can’t be used until it’s broken!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?Because he was often scratched!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?Because he wanted to feel his oats!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the horse miss the joust?He had the knight off!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Why did the horse go behind the tree?To change his jockeys.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?Because it’s covered with horsehide!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?He wanted to mount an exhibit!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why are clouds like jockeys?Because they hold the reins!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Why are chorus girls like barge horses?They have to tow the line!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?An exhorsist!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?The psycho-path!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Where do you take a sick horse?To the Horspital!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Where did the newlywed horses stay?In the bridle suite!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?In the Sir Lance Lot
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...When does a horse neigh?Whinny wants to!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?The ground!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s black and white and turns cartwheels?A piebald horse pulling a cart!
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?A horses shadow!
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